TRUE or FALSE: Most men/women are totally satisfied with their performance in the bedroom? FALSE! If you ask your mate, you may get a response that’s hard to handle, but better sex is possible – RIGHT NOW!
SEX is a little word that has BIG meaning. There are books about it, songs about it, movies about it… it’s fun and easy to talk about, but the act itself requires some skill. Most of us desire to be better lovers, but we either haven’t focused on improving, or just haven’t figured out the secret of great lovemaking. By taking this sex test, you, your mate, and/or your marriage will have an opportunity to become better in bed than you’ve ever imagined.
Great SEX starts with a simple dose of you knowing yourself, and then making an effort to find out a little more about the person you’re trying to please. The number one failure in the bedroom is bad communication. People aren’t talking to each other, yet, wondering why they’re walking away from the bedroom shrugging their shoulders, asking themselves, “Where did I go wrong?”
There is no wrong in the bedroom, but there is a lot of just “not knowing,” and I’m hoping to help you get better. If you dare, take this test, then send it to previous lovers (minimum 3) and ask them to rank you. And if they’re ranking for you is as good as you think you are, your final score will reflect it. IF your score isn’t what you hoped, talk about it!
SEX Scoring: Rank each statement below with a value ranging from 1-5.
One being the lowest and five the highest. The highest possible score you can obtain is “69.” You will be given 13 questions worth 5 points each and one bonus question worth 4 POINTS, for a possible perfect total of 69 points. Once you’ve answered all the questions and tallied your score, you will then send it to your mate, husband, wife, girlfriend, lover, etc. for them to give approval/disapproval of your score.
Use this scale for grading your quiz:
Absolute truth – 5 points
Mostly True – 4 points
Somewhat true- 3 points
Not very true – 2 points
Completely False – 1 point
GREAT AT SEX – TEST
1. I’m a great lover. ___
2. I say/do all the right things in the bedroom. ___
3. I guarantee an orgasm for my mate every time. ___
4. My lovers always come back for more. ___
5. I am the best he/she has ever had. ___
6. I am a great kisser. ___
7. I am great with foreplay. ___
8. I can go several rounds in one night. ___
9. I am great at performing oral. ___
10. I am great with sensing her/his needs (very attentive). ___
11. Afterward, he/she brags about my performance. ___
12. In my mind, my body is perfect. ___
13. I know how to set the mood. ___
Bonus: My partner shouts my name loudly several times during sex. ___
Point total __________